A sensation of rushing air and frantically grasping for support are two symptoms of "falling", which is caused by "gravity".
According to the National Safety Council,
you have a 1 in 15,085 chance of dying from a pandemic that the CDC
describes as "gravity". Your lifetime odds of dying from gravity are 1
in 194. In 2005 alone, this gravity killed nearly 20,000 Americans
through a condition known as "falling". Gravity is spread by objects
with mass being attracted to one another. In fact, odds are that
gravity is effecting you and your children right now.
The CDC
has released a statement saying that H1N1 is no longer of primary
concern, as it has only killed 556 unfortunate individuals in the
United States. But in 2005, gravity killed 1,690 people though falling
down stairs. The CDC has said that none of the major pharmaceutical
companies worldwide possess or plan to produce a vaccination against
gravity, or falling. This despite the fact that gravity killed over
5,000 Americans through "falls on the same level", or falling on a flat
surface. Furthermore, over 9,000 Americans died in falls of unknown
origin or description. Though gravity tends to kill the very young and
very old, it also preys on the occasional young and healthy person. No
one is completely safe, though some groups are at greater risk than
others.
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